SECURITY!
The safety of the customer is our primary concern in these DANGEROUS times. We've installed a hidden security camera to make all vittula patrons feel at ease, and to offer safe haven from the worries of the outside world.
See if you can spot the cam!
BE ADVISED: We will also be confiscating any suspicious liquids brought onto the premises and blowing them up later.
Labels: security
posted by vittula @ 7:02 pm
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1 Comments:
Dear Mr. Vittula,
It's the eleventh and there's no program. Kinda amateur, if you ask me, (and you should ask me because I'm your web designer)
Are us patrons supposed to guess that you have been decorating the bar while you should have been updating this blog?
After all, it is a lifeline of cultural information in this town.
Or perhaps you were counting on us not knowing the date... hmm.
Promises, promises.
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